Panbogmis is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic crocodile.

Panbogmis created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbogmis, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panbogmis, she will come to you in dreams.

Panbogmis' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Panbogmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never write about amino acids.