Tetticunnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humorless centipede.

Tetticunnurl created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Tetticunnurl, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tetticunnurl, he will turn you into a puffin.

Tetticunnurl's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tetticunnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Tetticunnurl on top of all buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never go into purple rooms.