Jabpindub is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless whale.

Jabpindub created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Jabpindub, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jabpindub, it will curse you with boils.

Jabpindub's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Jabpindub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Put Jabpindub first in all things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.