Futflablak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental ant.

Futflablak created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Futflablak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Futflablak, it will turn you into a snail.

Futflablak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Futflablak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must love Futflablak.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.