Dodgarrull is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, deceitful chinchilla.

Dodgarrull created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodgarrull, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dodgarrull, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dodgarrull's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dodgarrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to aardvarks while wearing green trousers.

2. Erect eight iron sculptures of Dodgarrull on top of important buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never run in holy places.