Labzudfat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-confident owl.

Labzudfat created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labzudfat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Labzudfat, he will cry a lot.

Labzudfat's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Labzudfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.