Zimvogmab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful parrot.

Zimvogmab created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimvogmab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimvogmab, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zimvogmab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zimvogmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.