Ruttbabbast is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, prudent wyvern.

Ruttbabbast created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbabbast, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttbabbast, he will not invite you to parties.

Ruttbabbast's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ruttbabbast's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.