Bapzigyik is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane bear.

Bapzigyik created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapzigyik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bapzigyik, he will turn you into a plant.

Bapzigyik's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bapzigyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not take Bapzigyik's name in vain.

5. Never eat tomatoes.