Somvaghad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, stupid fairy.

Somvaghad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somvaghad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Somvaghad, she will turn you into a dog.

Somvaghad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Somvaghad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Somvaghad.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.