Bestbadyog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish centaur.

Bestbadyog created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestbadyog, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bestbadyog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bestbadyog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bestbadyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. You must pray to Bestbadyog three times a day.