Gesshotominpark Flybednurl Quillhakfly is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful bear.

Gesshotominpark Flybednurl Quillhakfly created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesshotominpark Flybednurl Quillhakfly, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gesshotominpark Flybednurl Quillhakfly, she will destroy your favourite star.

Gesshotominpark Flybednurl Quillhakfly's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gesshotominpark Flybednurl Quillhakfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never wear purple tights.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.