Busyamjan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humane wyrm.

Busyamjan created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Busyamjan, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Busyamjan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Busyamjan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Busyamjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.