Sugdagmancem is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered penguin.

Sugdagmancem created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sugdagmancem, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sugdagmancem, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sugdagmancem's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Sugdagmancem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.