Queegrotpid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain lion.

Queegrotpid created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegrotpid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Queegrotpid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Queegrotpid's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Queegrotpid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the west.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always obey Queegrotpid's priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.