Weenabzod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent dolphin.

Weenabzod created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weenabzod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weenabzod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Weenabzod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Weenabzod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.