Lopkadhat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish dingo.

Lopkadhat created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopkadhat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lopkadhat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Lopkadhat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lopkadhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must pray to Lopkadhat eight times a day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.