Xemgansand is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever wolf.

Xemgansand created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Xemgansand, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xemgansand, he will think nothing of it.

Xemgansand's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xemgansand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Xemgansand's name in vain.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not kill rats.