Gemfligcun is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet ant.

Gemfligcun created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemfligcun, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gemfligcun, it will cry a lot.

Gemfligcun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gemfligcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Always stare at clouds.