Quimsasjin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy camel.

Quimsasjin created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimsasjin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quimsasjin, it will be very unhappy.

Quimsasjin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Quimsasjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help seals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Quimsasjin.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.