Fonflybet is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, capable wren.

Fonflybet created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonflybet, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonflybet, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fonflybet's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fonflybet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Fonflybet.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Put Fonflybet first in all things.