Tapwigsafjon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered fox.

Tapwigsafjon created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Tapwigsafjon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tapwigsafjon, it will be very unhappy.

Tapwigsafjon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tapwigsafjon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.