Vagtarpom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous weasel.

Vagtarpom created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagtarpom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vagtarpom, he will turn you into a goat.

Vagtarpom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Vagtarpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vagtarpom.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vagtarpom on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vagtarpom.