Komkabdum is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent bear.

Komkabdum created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Komkabdum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Komkabdum, he will turn you into a hamster.

Komkabdum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Komkabdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must love Komkabdum.

3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Komkabdum on top of important buildings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Komkabdum loves tortoises, so they must be respected.