Fitstipgen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, irritating dryad.

Fitstipgen created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitstipgen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fitstipgen, he will turn you into a rat.

Fitstipgen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fitstipgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Fitstipgen loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Put Fitstipgen first in all things.