Tagmancub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy dragonfly.

Tagmancub created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagmancub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tagmancub, it will turn you into a worm.

Tagmancub's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tagmancub's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tagmancub.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Hide if six cats approach from the south.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.