Vedhanwee is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, temperamental dolphin.

Vedhanwee created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedhanwee, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vedhanwee, she will curse you with boils.

Vedhanwee's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vedhanwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vedhanwee.

3. Erect four tin sculptures of Vedhanwee on top of important buildings.

4. Vedhanwee loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.