Cuttargceb is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent lizard.

Cuttargceb created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuttargceb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cuttargceb, it will send you a sign.

Cuttargceb's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Cuttargceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the west.

5. Never paint your back green.