Getkamcam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, competent slug.

Getkamcam created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getkamcam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Getkamcam, it will turn you into a duck.

Getkamcam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Getkamcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.