Sagjarnbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, amazing dingo.

Sagjarnbom created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagjarnbom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagjarnbom, he will be very unhappy.

Sagjarnbom's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sagjarnbom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sagjarnbom.