Lenditnib is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent otter.

Lenditnib created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenditnib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lenditnib, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Lenditnib's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lenditnib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Retreat if four turtles approach from the east.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Always take life seriously.