Dogbadyarcunvig is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind spider.
Dogbadyarcunvig created a charm quark six million years ago.
If you believe in Dogbadyarcunvig, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in Dogbadyarcunvig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Dogbadyarcunvig's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Dogbadyarcunvig's Holy Commandments
1. Worship no other gods but Dogbadyarcunvig.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.
5. Fast once a month.