Japhignab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless raccoon.

Japhignab created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Japhignab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Japhignab, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Japhignab's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Japhignab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Put Japhignab first in all things.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.