Sakpannulhashom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unthoughtful raccoon.

Sakpannulhashom created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Sakpannulhashom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sakpannulhashom, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sakpannulhashom's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Sakpannulhashom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Put Sakpannulhashom first in all things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Sakpannulhashom loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Never wear pink rings.