Kikloopsis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless toad.

Kikloopsis created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikloopsis, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kikloopsis, he will strike you with lightening.

Kikloopsis' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kikloopsis' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.