Vogomtlop is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident dragon.

Vogomtlop created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogomtlop, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vogomtlop, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vogomtlop's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vogomtlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear scarves.