Nuttcapbugnantom is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, compassionate fox.

Nuttcapbugnantom created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcapbugnantom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nuttcapbugnantom, she will strike you with lightening.

Nuttcapbugnantom's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nuttcapbugnantom's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed apples to manatees while wearing gray trousers.

3. Never jump near mites.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.