Bin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid yak.

Bin created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Bin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bin's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Hide if six sharks approach from the south.