Tofnadzed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive human.

Tofnadzed created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Tofnadzed, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tofnadzed, it will have a low opinion of you.

Tofnadzed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tofnadzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.