Pomhabstik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, astonishing ant.

Pomhabstik created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomhabstik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomhabstik, it will turn you into a mouse.

Pomhabstik's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pomhabstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Pomhabstik on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about asteroids.