Tagdossdun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, caring wren.

Tagdossdun created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagdossdun, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tagdossdun, she will come to you in dreams.

Tagdossdun's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Tagdossdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Put Tagdossdun first in all things.