Garyarlcet is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, humane eagle.

Garyarlcet created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garyarlcet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Garyarlcet, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Garyarlcet's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Garyarlcet's Holy Commandments

1. Garyarlcet loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not commit murder.