Renlibzimquart is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, effective gnu.

Renlibzimquart created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renlibzimquart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Renlibzimquart, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Renlibzimquart's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Renlibzimquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Renlibzimquart's name in vain.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always stare at clouds.