Gebdudrak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome aardvark.

Gebdudrak created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebdudrak, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebdudrak, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gebdudrak's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gebdudrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the north.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never run in the presence of geese.