Nilsterarp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, amazing butterfly.

Nilsterarp created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilsterarp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilsterarp, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nilsterarp's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nilsterarp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick hamsters.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Erect six tin sculptures of Nilsterarp on top of important buildings.