Migdissquim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Migdissquim created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migdissquim, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Migdissquim, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Migdissquim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Migdissquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Put Migdissquim first in all things.