Bisszencub is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, effective fly.

Bisszencub created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisszencub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bisszencub, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bisszencub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bisszencub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from brown capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Bisszencub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.