Vonnutloopwipcubquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, boastful chicken.

Vonnutloopwipcubquaf created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vonnutloopwipcubquaf, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Vonnutloopwipcubquaf, she will turn you into a worm.

Vonnutloopwipcubquaf's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vonnutloopwipcubquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into blue rooms.