Lipbessleg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate clam.

Lipbessleg created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lipbessleg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lipbessleg, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lipbessleg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lipbessleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never talk about cell theory.