Zakhanbapyimfossrill is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever tortoise.

Zakhanbapyimfossrill created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakhanbapyimfossrill, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zakhanbapyimfossrill, it will have a low opinion of you.

Zakhanbapyimfossrill's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zakhanbapyimfossrill's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zakhanbapyimfossrill four times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about gravity.